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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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