Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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The Princess is in another castle

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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