- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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