A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A seal walks into a club.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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