- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

here's a joke... the american education society

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??