- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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