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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is brown and sticky? A stick

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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