- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

woman's rights

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Sloths

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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