- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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