How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Black people.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Anti Joke

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