Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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