- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A fish swims up your penis...

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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