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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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