yolo your orange looks orange

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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