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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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