- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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