- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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