- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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