A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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