Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Women's rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Knock, Knock Who's There

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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