knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

hiya

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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