A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

whats white and sticky glue

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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