what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

I woke up today

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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