Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What comes after 69? 70

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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