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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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