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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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