- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Women's rights

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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