- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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