justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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