- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Okay.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Your mam is so fat.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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