- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Boxing on Boxing Day

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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