is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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