- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's your guys names?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What? Huh?

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

you see theres this guy.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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