- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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