- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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