- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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