What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Well this is pointless.....

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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