- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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