Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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