- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

404 Error: Joke not found

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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