- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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