Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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