- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

how do you call someone? use a phone

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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