shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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