What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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