What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Women's rights

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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