- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Who is it?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Okay.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

So these two girls have a cup .

Your mam is so fat.

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