who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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CFL

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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