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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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