Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

A storm be brewin!

I'm Polish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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