If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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