- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Canadians

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

the redsox

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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