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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Who is it?

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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