A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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