- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

i just wrote this so hard

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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