Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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