- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

._____________________. Whale!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's your blood type? Red.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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