Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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