roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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The New York Giants

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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