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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's your blood type? Red.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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