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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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