- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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