- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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