- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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