A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Vaginal secretions

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Kevin and Ramin

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A lot eh?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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