What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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