- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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