What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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