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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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