- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Who is it?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Okay.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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