- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Hail Hitler

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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