How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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