Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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