A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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