- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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