Robin, get in the car!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

haha black people :D

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

roy g biv

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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