- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

This is an anti-joke.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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