I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Jersey Shore.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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