- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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