The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

25.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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