- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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