Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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