- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Women's rights

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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