Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Penis

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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