Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

25.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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