- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What is the name of the car? What

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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