two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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