- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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