- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

your no better than a cockroach

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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