- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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