- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Your girlfriend.

Good job, son.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

i found waldo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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