A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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No!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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