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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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