Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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