How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Rylan Clark

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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3 like an eel

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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