Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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