- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

were at work systems r down

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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