What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Penis

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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