- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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