- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Rylan Clark

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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