Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Badabing.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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