- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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