- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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