- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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