- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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