What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Women's rights

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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